“Fuckin creep! What’s he bloody deserve?
Fuckin squeezin me tits… what a nerve!”
She thinks. “Callin us sluts…”
Kicks him fair in the nuts.
“Fuckin horrible fuckin old perv!”
Tag: perv
Opportunist
“Fuckin perv! Whatcha lookin at dude?
Wanna fuck? Well I ain’t in the mood!
Get an eyeful?” she said.
“Go and fuckin drop dead!”
But by then she’d already been screwed.
Innocent bystander
“Oh, unkind! To have called me a perv!”
He complained. “That I do not deserve!
Being old… curse my luck!
I can’t manage to fuck…
But I like, nonetheless, to observe!”
Self-awareness
What’s a man to do? Who could help lusting?
So beautiful, young, and so trusting!
“Damn perv!” he admits,
As he fondles her tits.
Even he thinks he’s bloody disgusting!
Malice aforethought
A tit perv? Just a casual gawker?
Perhaps just an innocent walker.
She does, though, suspect
That his cock was erect.
He might well be a rapist, a stalker!
Making a spectacle of oneself
As a rule, self-possessed and reserved,
She now found herself rather unnerved;
Getting off on her hand,
One could not understand
Why the bastard just sat there and perved!
Stage-fright
Sequins, feathers, abundant young curves,
She said “God! I’m a bundle of nerves!
What would Mum and Dad think
Of me, flashing the pink
To a roomful of drunken old pervs?”
GST
“Have a drink! Don’t be nervous, relax!
It’s OK, you can perv to the max!
That’s what titties are for! …
Fucking’s two hundred more,
Plus, of course, goods and services tax.”
The proof's in the eating
She thought “Golly! This chap’s got some nerve!”
Short and cheeky, a bit of a perv.
But this comical runt
Knew his way round a cunt;
Cunnilingus was just the hors d’oeuvre!