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Amore

Dice lei, “Caro, come ti amo!
Benche non sei il primo, diciamo
Tu sei il migliore
Facendo l’amore,
Adesso, poi, abbracciamo!”

Author petePosted on June 21, 2012June 19, 2024Categories PGTags first time, Italian limerick, limerick, love

Unlucky in love

She thought sex, overall, over-rated;
A fuck and love never equated.
Her first was the worst…
Deep inside her she nursed
Her misgivings, and just masturbated.

Author petePosted on May 25, 2012June 18, 2024Categories AOTags first time, fuck, limerick, love, masturbation

Therapy

They’d had sex, but it wasn’t her fault,
Not from love, nor from lust, not assault,
It was more the moonlight,
That their stars just seemed right,
More the vibe, or the groove, the gestalt!

Author petePosted on April 23, 2012February 7, 2023Categories PGTags gestalt, limerick, love, lust, stars

Enchanted

“I do hope you won’t take me for granted,
A poor girl, in love and enchanted,
Who couldn’t say no…
You bedazzled me so…
Harder! God! Yes! Yes! Harder!” she panted.

Author petePosted on October 13, 2011June 11, 2020Categories AOTags consent, hard, limerick, love

Blind date

She went out with him on a blind date;
He was gorgeous! Oh God! Was it fate?
She felt clammy and weak,
When he spoke, couldn’t speak;
Was it love, or just something she ate?

Author petePosted on October 12, 2011June 11, 2020Categories GTags blind date, limerick, love

Slip of the tongue

When she told him “I love you”, it merely
Rolled off her tongue and was sheerly
Dumb verbal luck;
Still, the preceding fuck
Had been nice, though she’d put it so queerly!

Author adminPosted on May 22, 2011April 23, 2020Categories AOTags fuck, limerick, love, slip of the tongue, tongue

Love the one you're with

Though she swore that she loved the boy dearly,
Maybe, too, meant it sincerely,
Feeling that way
With whomever she lay,
Well, who knows whom she loved, or more nearly?

Author adminPosted on May 22, 2011April 23, 2020Categories GTags lay, limerick, love, promiscuity

White lies

As he nudged up towards where her hole lay,
He was heard, in a voice to cajole, say
“I love you, I swear,
And your hymen won’t tear,
If I don’t push my prick in the whole way!”

Author adminPosted on April 2, 2011December 4, 2019Categories AOTags hole, hymen, limerick, love, prick, virgin, virginity

The rose

When a woman’s a joy to behold
Better still if she’s lusty and bold,
With a cunt like a glove,
To fall into in love,
Round which petal-like labia fold.

Author adminPosted on March 14, 2011April 5, 2020Categories AOTags cunt, labia, limerick, love, lusty

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