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Fond hope

A young woman, of whom he was fond,
When he told her so, didn’t respond,
In like kind, as he’d hoped…
Furthermore… when he groped,
Sad to say, she was not even blonde!

Author petePosted on November 15, 2013June 28, 2024Categories AOTags blonde, fuck, limerick, love, natural blonde, pubic hair

The way to a girl’s heart

Much as girls who are new to the art yearn
For love, soon the ones who are smart learn
That giving good head
May accomplish instead
Little more than a sore throat and heartburn!

Author petePosted on November 11, 2013June 29, 2024Categories AOTags fellatio, giving head, limerick, love

Without benefit of clergy

When he fucked her, she got quite enraged,
But her guilt pangs were somewhat asuaged,
Lying there in his bed,
Yes, he loved her, he said.
“Good!” she said. “Does this mean we’re engaged?”

Author petePosted on November 6, 2013June 29, 2024Categories AOTags consent, engaged, fucked, guilt, limerick, love

Interpersonal skills

He liked girls, and he liked a selection,
But felt neither love nor affection.
A girl was a doll,
Something soft, with a hole
Into which he could stick his erection.

Author petePosted on October 25, 2013December 4, 2019Categories AOTags doll, erection, hole, limerick, love, male chauvinism

Free will or determinism?

They not so much made love as collided;
Their fates must have just coincided!
True love? A mad fling?
Just a physical thing?
When they fucked she still hadn’t decided!

Author adminPosted on September 14, 2013June 28, 2024Categories AOTags consent, fate, fucked, limerick, love, made love

Small mercy

She’d said no, to which he was resigned,
But she suddenly, then, changed her mind.
“So, she loves me!” he thought.
Nothing, though of the sort;
She was only, in fact, being kind.

Author adminPosted on August 11, 2013June 28, 2024Categories PGTags charity fuck, consent, limerick, love

Lies and promises

He’d sworn love, promised always to stay with her;
Lies, till he had his damn way with her!
Cold as he grew,
Though he’d used her, she knew,
She still loved the cad, do what he may with her!

Author adminPosted on June 30, 2013June 27, 2024Categories GTags had his way, limerick, love, used

Love the one you're with

She just wanted to be his best friend,
But the boy got his way in the end;
He said “Heavens above!
It’s just sex, it’s not love!
If it’s romance you want, just pretend!

Author adminPosted on June 29, 2013June 27, 2024Categories PGTags best friend, limerick, love, not love

Kissin' cousins

Was it sinful? Illegal? Ill-fated?
Once found out, what fuss it created!
Young people in love;
They fuck. Heavens above!
Do you think that they care they’re related?

Author adminPosted on June 17, 2013June 28, 2024Categories AOTags fuck, incest, limerick, love, sin, sinful

Oops!

What with wondering if it would fit,
Having poked round the outside a bit,
Going on about love,
He just gave one more shove,
And then something gave way and  … “Oh shit!”

Author adminPosted on June 10, 2013June 28, 2024Categories AOTags hymen, limerick, love, virgin, virginity

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