One late Saturday night, young Miss Brazier
Was made love to, outside, by a grazier.
He kept on his hat,
She’s quite certain of that,
But the rest is a great deal hazier!
Tag: limerick
On the patio
I don’t mind if a girl likes her booze:
She’s less likely, when asked, to refuse.
She might give you fellatio,
There, on the patio.
Nice. But watch out if she spews!
Crazy Annie
Crazy Annie should never touch booze:
Just one drink, and her cunt starts to ooze:
Given half a glass more,
She’ll be down on the floor,
Being fucked by the fellows, in twos!
Fly fishing
One should never attempt to go angling
With certain appendages dangling:
There’s always the chance,
If one’s not wearing pants,
Of one’s balls getting tangled and strangling!
Chauvinism
As a lover, she’s keen, if not zealous,
As mistress, possessive and jealous.
She’s not very bright,
But her body’s alright:
(I confess to some chauvinist malice).
Keen student
Virgin in name only
Form guide
It’s been poor form since heaven knows when,
To enjoy a stray root , now and then:
Though of course, it’s not done,
When it is, it’s such fun,
That we do it again and again!
Myths and legends
That the viking king, Olaf was vain,
One used often hear wenches complain:
At the sexual act,
Poor old Ollie, in fact,
Was a good, but not truly great Dane
