He knelt, sniffing, his eyes closed, to smell it,
Then tasted; yeast, musk on the palate.
Good lord! If some way,
Say cologne or a spray,
You could bottle her cunt, you could sell it!
Tag: limerick
In a shared bedroom
Yuk! What’s this? stupid Emily snickers,
Nose pinched, holding up Jill’s stained knickers.
Jill stifles a groan.
How much worse, had she known
All that cum was, in fact, the new vicar’s!
Postman’s knock
She rubs, licks it, all shy-like and shivery;
Big and hard, knob sort of livery,
Gives it a suck,
Up and down and … Oh fuck!
Here his cum comes! Splat! Special delivery!
Bargaining power
“Listen up,” she said. “Here’s the thing.
If you want a root, buy me a ring.
There’ll be no more tomfoolery,
Not without joolery!
Got that? Or bloody go sing!”
Sex education for Catholics
Then her mother said “Mind my words, Brigid.
Men’s pricks are always halfway rigid.
Don’t go tempting fate;
Once it’s done, it’s too late!
Keep your panties on, act like you’re frigid.”
Sidewalk special
She’s so bored, staring out at four walls;
She goes out, struts her stuff round the malls.
That cute guy in the suit,
Might he fancy a root?
Nah. Just standing there, scratching his balls.
The star
The best thing about stardom and fandom,
These guys, she could fuck them at random!
Screw one, two a night,
Say one black, then one white.
Maybe two at a time, fucking tandem!
Lucky dip
Her first cock! Quite surprised how it bent;
Still not certain, in fact, where it went!
Except somewhere down there.
And who gave a fuck where?
Or if not quite in where it was meant!
Non-discrimination
“Look, I quite fancy girls,” she confided.
“Just so you’re not, you know, misguided.”
“That’s alright,” he said.
“You give wonderful head!
Fuck me now, or else once you’ve decided.”
The bordello
In a well known bordello, carousing,
The girls naked, rather arousing,
His friends gone upstairs;
“Like to sample our wares?”
Said the madam. “No thanks. Only browsing!”