“He damn raped me!” she said, with a pout.
“Yeah, alright, I’d gone so long without,
That I didn’t say no,
But not yes, either, though!
Still, I guess, it at least broke the drought!”
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Be prepared!
“Olive oil, fat, anything greasy,”
She said, with a wink, light and breezy.
“It’s messy and sticky,
But, come to quickie,
Wham! Bam! Thank you ma’am. It’s dead easy!”
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Rorts and torts
She’d agreed just to kiss him, she thought.
She protested and squealed and fought,
But still finished up nude,
On her back, being screwed!
No big thing, but a bit of a rort.
Fairy-tale ending
Pretty weird! She’s dressed as Snow White …
Kinky, yeah? Still, it’s been a slow night…
So… she’s there, being screwed
By this little fat dude…
What a giggle! (She doesn’t, though, quite.)
Varmint
“You damn varmint,” she cried. “Let me loose!”
”Put your cock in your pants and vamoose!”
He growled “Nice bushy hair!
I’ll be puttin’ it where
It’s most likely to be of most use!”
Flasher
Rather cheeky perhaps, a bit rash,
She’d have said no, except for the cash,
“Get your tits out and smile,”
He said. “Yeah, That’s the style!
Spread your legs a bit more, baby… FLASH!”
Jolly Roger
Back when pirates held sway and marauded,
The word was wild, harsh and disordered,
Life brutish and short,
Rape a regular sport…
Damn exciting, although rather sordid!
Second thoughts
Things have not gone according to plan,
From the moment this damn night began.
A few drinks with some friends,
Now god knows how it ends;
Naked, tied to the bed by this man!
Slim pickings
Though flat-chested and thin, a late bloomer;
That didn’t upset his good humour…
A virgin, still learning
To please the discerning,
And rather demanding consumer!
Low-hanging fruit
She was succulent! Juicy and ripe!
A bit young, if you heed all that hype
About dirty old men.
She’d have sex soon, but when?
What a pity he wasn’t that type!