Bondage sex? Well… how bad could it be?
Just a matter, she thought, of degree…
How much pain can she bear?
No say what he puts where…
What the fuck, baby… suck it and see!
Tag: limerick
Barbarians!
The barbarians came in a horde…
Having put all the men to the sword,
They kicked back, drank some wine,
Naked women in line,
While they rutted and rooted and roared!
Not done
“Oh my God! This is simply not done!”
She cried… “Naked, the breeze, the hot sun…
Fucking out by the pool!
A damn woman’s a fool…
But, by golly, you bastard, what fun!”
Zip
Her thumbs hitched in her jeans, she unzips,
Rolls them slowly down over her hips…
Sliding out of them slow,
She says “Ready… set… go!
With a wink and a lick of her lips.
Tête-à-tête
Bill and Pete had a quick tête-à-tête…
Young and sexy… too young? Better yet!
In the back of the car,
Minus panties and bra,
Lovely tits, lovely cunt, nice and wet!
The goat
“When he fucks me, I come over faint…
And I ain’t no damn pussy, I ain’t!”
She grinned. “Fuck! He’s the goat!
Cock goes up to my throat!
And that ain’t my damn only complaint!”
Whetting his appetite
“How about a nice blow job to start?
I’m an expert!” she said. “It’s an art.
A slow fuck for entree?
Your choice, which hole, which way!
What’s your fancy? It’s sex a la carte!”
Bo peep
Just a tug of the string’s all it took…
He said “God, love, don’t be such a sook!
Like, I’m sorry. Okay?
Lovely tits, by the way…
Tuck em back in… and thanks for the look!
Fox and hounds
Fox and hounds, what a jolly fine outing!
The fox-girl’s there, sulking and pouting…
She made a good run,
But the hounds had their fun…
Chin up lass! It’s all done, bar the shouting!
The inside word
The consensus of sex cognoscenti
Is girls reach their peak around twenty…
Tight cunts, firm of breast,
Full of hormonal zest!
They love fucking and try to get plenty!