Fuckin bloke thinks he’s so fuckin clever…
No way that she’d fuck him, like ever!
He pulled out his schlong…
Fuckin near a foot long!
Mmm. that’s big, she thought… Never say never!
Tag: limerick
Bother
She’d at first thought the fellow was joking…
But no! Soon his small cock was poking
In search of her cunt…
Did he know back from front?
How pathetic! And rather provoking!
Bush lawyer
You’d have thought that consent was consent…
She just kind of assumed where it went…
Bastard found some damn loophole,
And fucked her poor poop-hole,
Exactly, of course, his intent!
Crying foul
Poor gal got all twisted and bitter.
“He raped me, the pesky damn critter!”
She sobbed. “Made me lick it…
Then where did he stick it?
My pussy? No! Up my damn shitter!”
The long and the short of it
She stood back and said “What? Is that all?
I mean… fuck! You’re, like, seven feet tall…
Got them big hands and feet,
So, like, what’s with the meat?
I mean… shit! Why’s your cock so damn small?”
Out there
Her new dress was… umm… more than suggestive,
The look, what there was of it festive…
Bows here and there…
She went out, for a dare,
And the natives were bug-eyed and restive!
Lustful
“You don’t say!” Mindless chatter… She’s racked
By her lust, as a matter of fact…
Slut and virgin in one…
Sex must be so much fun!
How the funk, sweat and splatter attract!
A stayer
The great thing, that he really admired,
She seemed, like, to never get tired…
She’d fuck till she dropped,
Never piked, never stopped,
Though she panted and gasped and perspired!
Pretty slick
“Fuck!” she thought… “Just how good does it get?”
They’d just kissed… her young pussy was wet…
In a minute, not more,
There she was, on the floor,
Being fucked in a lather of sweat!
Able bodied seaman
The young sailor chap lugged in her trunk…
She’d had bon voyage drinks… was quite drunk…
And she squeezed his cute arse,
Saying “Lovely… first class!
Care to join me and try out the bunk?”