He said “Come on girl, don’t make a fuss!
Ain’t no need, now, to holler and cuss.
Ain’t nobody to hear!
Ain’t nothin to fear…
Ain’t nobody here but us!”
Tag: limerick
Having his druthers
“Let me say, before things go much farther,”
She said, as she undid her bra, “The
Thing is… Bless my soul!
Well… quite frankly… which hole?
I don’t mind much though… Which would you rather?”
Third degree
Bondage sex? Well… how bad could it be?
Just a matter, she thought, of degree…
How much pain can she bear?
No say what he puts where…
What the fuck, baby… suck it and see!
Barbarians!
The barbarians came in a horde…
Having put all the men to the sword,
They kicked back, drank some wine,
Naked women in line,
While they rutted and rooted and roared!
Not done
“Oh my God! This is simply not done!”
She cried… “Naked, the breeze, the hot sun…
Fucking out by the pool!
A damn woman’s a fool…
But, by golly, you bastard, what fun!”
Zip
Her thumbs hitched in her jeans, she unzips,
Rolls them slowly down over her hips…
Sliding out of them slow,
She says “Ready… set… go!
With a wink and a lick of her lips.
Tête-à-tête
Bill and Pete had a quick tête-à-tête…
Young and sexy… too young? Better yet!
In the back of the car,
Minus panties and bra,
Lovely tits, lovely cunt, nice and wet!
The goat
“When he fucks me, I come over faint…
And I ain’t no damn pussy, I ain’t!”
She grinned. “Fuck! He’s the goat!
Cock goes up to my throat!
And that ain’t my damn only complaint!”
Whetting his appetite
“How about a nice blow job to start?
I’m an expert!” she said. “It’s an art.
A slow fuck for entree?
Your choice, which hole, which way!
What’s your fancy? It’s sex a la carte!”
Bo peep
Just a tug of the string’s all it took…
He said “God, love, don’t be such a sook!
Like, I’m sorry. Okay?
Lovely tits, by the way…
Tuck em back in… and thanks for the look!