She felt guilty, ashamed… but had fun,
Once the actual fuck had begun…
His cock simply immense!
So… now… virgin, past tense…
No regrets either, all said and done!
Tag: limerick
Sex education
Being fucked, she thought, must be quite nice…
What that meant, she could not be precise…
Mothers, aunties, though, did it
(They whispered and hid it…)
“Please Mummy, I need some advice!”
Candy’s dandy
“Girls fuck cheap, mate,” he says, and repeats…
“Cheap as chips, a few flowers or treats,
Couple beers maybe,
Hell, some chicks fuck for free…
Or a Coke, or a packet of sweets!
Unquiet
A remote controlled cock! Should she buy it?
She did… and decided to try it…
Speed turned up to max…
Goodness… hard to relax…
And came hard in a bar at the Hyatt!
Ticking the box
When they met in a bar, they just clicked.
She soon found that she loved being licked…
Didn’t even much mind
The repayment in kind…
Cunnilingus… another box ticked!
Not the girl next door
“Fuck, I guess I’m a bit of a whore,”
She thought, cum-soaked, her pussy fucked raw…
What her poor saintly mom,
In Duluth, where she’s from,
Would have thought… She came hard, screamed for more!
Quite a tonic
She’d got drunk on some very good gin,
Found herself, with some chap, skin to skin,
In a lather of sweat,
Whom she’d only just met,
Semen-splattered from pussy to chin!
Baptism of fire
All his rubbing and squeezing and groping,
For which she’d been secretly hoping,
Led, as it might do,
To a feverish screw…
Quite surprising, how well she was coping!
Memorable
Though he’d rooted her rather unfairly…
Although she’d had sex only rarely…
The man did have style,
She recalled with a smile,
And a huge cock… which fitted just barely!
But
Her first anal… not too awful… but…
Well, she feels like a bit of a slut…
Like, there’s shit up there, right?
And it’s too fucking tight!
Yep, it’s mostly a pain in the butt.