“I’m a slut”, she said, getting undressed.
“A damn whore!” True words spoken in jest.
“Some champagne and a shower,
I’m yours for an hour…
Line up guys, I’m yours… be my guest!”
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The flogging
Bullwhip, riding crop, cat-o-nine-tails…
He flogs her… she writhes, screams and wails…
Back, pussy, arse, tits…
In hysterical fits…
She comes wildly, poor bitch. Never fails!
A shy one
She was pretty, but shy, introverted,
So somewhat, of course, disconcerted,
When, having a screw,
(Her first fuck, if he knew…)
She came hard on his cock, screamed and squirted!
In the loop
A bit simple, she was, a bit loopy…
Great arse and great tits (slightly droopy),
A tease and a flirt,
(Of course that doesn’t hurt…)
Her lush pussy was constantly goopy.
Bolt from the blue
The fuck came like a bolt from the blue…
You’d have thought the guy wouldn’t say boo…
Though it gave her a fright,
Make the most of it, right?
Like, a fuck’s a fuck, never mind who!
The trash
She was pretty, but just dumb white trash…
She’d do anything, mostly for cash,
Head job, hand job, just fuck,
Anything for a buck,
Stick whatever you like up her gash.
The sublime and the ridiculous
Only thing he could think at the time,
Was the fuck was just fucking sublime!
She was too young, he knew,
But she wanted it too…
If she starts it, well fuck, ain’t no crime!
The novice
The young novice grew steadily tearier…
Flogged by the Mother Superior,
Laying the cane,
Oh the same and the pain,
On her poor pretty, naked posterior!
Wrong side of the tracks
She sneaks out nights, behind her folks’ backs
Across town, the wrong side of the tracks,
Dances, drinks in dark bars,
Fucks in back rooms and cars,
A rich white girl, who just prefers blacks.
Amateur night
“Oh, for fuck’s sake! Come on!” she thought, sighing.
Poor boy, he was just about crying…
He’d got in at last,
Came lamentably fast…
A boy-virgin, it seemed, no denying!