He said “Fancy a bit of a tumble?”
She thought “Mmm, a girl shouldn’t grumble…
It’s late in the night…”
So she said “Yep, alright…
Just a quickie but…” all in a mumble.
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Talent scout
Her young pussy snapped shut like a clam…
It was some sort of sexual scam,..
Gonna make her a star…
Yeah, right buster. Ha ha!
I’m quite happy the way that I am!
Full
Could she deep-throat his huge cock or not?
Well, she figured she’d give it a shot…
Copped a throat-pie and all,
(Dribbled some on his balls),
And a nose full of semen and snot!
In for a penny
Panties missing, dress ripped, torn and tattered…
From head to toe smeared, cum-spattered…
It started with one…
Then his friend… still quite fun…
Then the rest, till the count hadn’t mattered
Magenta
Tattooed cunt that read “Pay as you enter”…
Big dildo thrust hard up her centre,
Spreadeagled she lay,
Helpless, writhe as she may,
Her bound tits throbbing, shiny, magenta!
Little black dress
Her short, backless dress plunged to her butt,
And the neckline, too, daringly cut…
A deep slash down the front,
Almost reaching her cunt…
Nice, she thought… You damn hot little slut!
Tent flaps
So, not wanting to cause him offence,
Though his penis was fucking immense,
She, like, sucked him a bit…
Bit his cock wouldn’t fit…
Girls who’ve fucked him must have cunts like tents!
Introductory offer
With her panties discreetly removed,
Pussy loose-lipped and hungry, slick-grooved,
She accosted some guy,
Slid his hand up her thigh…
No… her mother would not have approved!
Audacity
She was braless, deep-cleavaged, unknickered,
Flirtatious, audacious, well liquored…
She flashed him her tits,
Her lubricious pink bits…
God! The girl was decidedly wicked!
Joining the fan club
She was famous, he just some stray man…
In the flesh, big tits, all-over tan,
Like a wet dream come true…
But alas, just one screw…
Still, it made him her number one fan!