We can’t fuck… I’m a virgin, she said…
But he managed to get her in bed…
He came up with a loophole,
And diddled her poop-hole,
Then got her to suck it instead.
Tag: limerick
Tease
God! Some guys there’s just no damn pleasing!
His cock, that she’s sucking and squeezing,
As limp as a rag!
It’s a bit of a drag,
Though admittedly, true, she’s just teasing.
A nod and a wink
He can fuck me, I guess, she decides…
And she nods, and he winks… in it slides…
Cherry popped… a bit ouch,
On the living room couch,
His big cock somewhere up her insides!
Epilation
“Gonna pluck your slut pussy,” he wheezes.
He grabs her left titty and squeezes…
“Pluck ev’ry damn follicle.”
How diabolical!
“Bitch,” he says, clicking his tweezers!
On the market
Still a virgin, but not unassailable…
Fuck! She’s completely available!
What the fuck, right?
Get a fuck, like, tonight,
Or else, fuck! This sweet pussy’s damn saleable!
Zeus
She’s a nymph, he’s a god… fucking Zeus!
Gonna fuck her, don’t need no excuse…
Kinda rape, she supposed,
Nymphish pussy exposed,
Wet with tasty ambrosial juice!
Doing is knowing
It was ev’ry bit good as she’d heard…
“Could we do it again please,” she purred…
Do, no need to be bribed
What can best be described
By the use of a four letter word.
Stealing bases
On their first date he got to first base…
They held hands, snuggled up, sucked some face.
Second date, got to third…
He said “This is absurd…
Come on baby, let’s cut to the chase!”
Miss Tutty
There was a young lady called Tutty,
Good fun, whopping tits, a bit nutty…
A cheerful soul,
Didn’t mind much which hole…
Not a slut, just a little bit slutty.
Died pretty
A huge cock… she was chilled at the sight…
When they fucked though, she came hard despite
It might be her last diddle…
Dead, split up the middle…
Died pretty but… filled with delight!