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Fair’s fair

Quite convinced that her husband had strayed,
in which case, she was rather afraid,
If she told him she knew,
He might leave! What to do…
But maybe go out, get herself laid!

Author adminPosted on December 7, 2020Categories AOTags infidelity, limerick, strayed, unfaithful

A close thing

She’d been having a bit of a fling…
She’d been almost found out… a close thing!
All the more fun, she thought,
Having been almost caught…
And her husband, poor jerk, on a string!

Author adminPosted on September 18, 2020Categories PGTags adultery, affair, fling, infidelity, limerick

Splitting hairs

Listen, darling, she said. Though you’re sweet,
Being faithful’s just so obsolete!
Just consider your luck!
You’ve still got me to fuck,
And I’m upfront… it’s not like I cheat!

Author adminPosted on July 16, 2020Categories AOTags cheating, infidelity, limerick, unfaithful

Indiscretion

“I’ve done something a bit indiscreet,”
She said. “Not that it’s like me to cheat…
Though I know that you do…
So I thought that I’d screw
A small group of your buddies, my sweet!”

Author adminPosted on July 9, 2020Categories AOTags adultery, gang bang, infidelity, limerick, unfaithful

A single girl

They’re both handsome, and nice guys, she sighed,
Both terrific in bed too,besides,
And both single and rich…
She should choose one… but which?
Marry one and fuck one on the side?

Author adminPosted on February 26, 2020Categories AOTags infidelity, limerick, marriage

Loyalty

“It was dark, boss. The window was foggy,”
He said, his suit muddy and soggy.
“I’d still bet my life,
Though, the broad was your wife,
An’ buck naked, an’ gettin’ it doggy!”

Author petePosted on November 22, 2018March 24, 2019Categories AOTags doggy style, gangsters, infidelity, limerick, unfaithful

For better or for worse

Lucy’s husband, Fred, whom she adored,
Was a man e’er so tragically flawed.
While she cooked, cleaned and bred,
Kept him warm, nights, in bed,
The louse gambled, drank beer and whored!

Author petePosted on October 29, 2018March 25, 2019Categories AOTags infidelity, limerick, marriage, whore

Compromising

His wife naked, her limbs intertwined,
With the man’s. He was startled to find,
Although caught in the act,
That he didn’t, in fact,
Feel angry, or even much mind!

Author petePosted on October 25, 2018March 25, 2019Categories AOTags adultery, cheating wife, infidelity, jealousy, limerick

The compromise

Though their marriage was fairly robust,
Lots of sex, (but not very much lust),
They both turned a blind eye
To stray roots, the odd lie,
As one might, to save pain, and so must.

Author petePosted on October 15, 2018April 19, 2019Categories AOTags infidelity, limerick, lust, marriage, roots

The facts of life

“When one’s bored in one’s marriage, one cheats,”
Said her mother. “Some petty deceits
Are entailed, of course,
Lest it end in divorce.
And for God’s sake, do change the damn sheets!”

Author petePosted on July 10, 2018April 23, 2019Categories AOTags adultery, cheating wife, infidelity, limerick

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