Quite convinced that her husband had strayed,
in which case, she was rather afraid,
If she told him she knew,
He might leave! What to do…
But maybe go out, get herself laid!
Tag: infidelity
A close thing
She’d been having a bit of a fling…
She’d been almost found out… a close thing!
All the more fun, she thought,
Having been almost caught…
And her husband, poor jerk, on a string!
Splitting hairs
Listen, darling, she said. Though you’re sweet,
Being faithful’s just so obsolete!
Just consider your luck!
You’ve still got me to fuck,
And I’m upfront… it’s not like I cheat!
Indiscretion
“I’ve done something a bit indiscreet,”
She said. “Not that it’s like me to cheat…
Though I know that you do…
So I thought that I’d screw
A small group of your buddies, my sweet!”
A single girl
They’re both handsome, and nice guys, she sighed,
Both terrific in bed too,besides,
And both single and rich…
She should choose one… but which?
Marry one and fuck one on the side?
Loyalty
“It was dark, boss. The window was foggy,”
He said, his suit muddy and soggy.
“I’d still bet my life,
Though, the broad was your wife,
An’ buck naked, an’ gettin’ it doggy!”
For better or for worse
Lucy’s husband, Fred, whom she adored,
Was a man e’er so tragically flawed.
While she cooked, cleaned and bred,
Kept him warm, nights, in bed,
The louse gambled, drank beer and whored!
Compromising
His wife naked, her limbs intertwined,
With the man’s. He was startled to find,
Although caught in the act,
That he didn’t, in fact,
Feel angry, or even much mind!
The compromise
Though their marriage was fairly robust,
Lots of sex, (but not very much lust),
They both turned a blind eye
To stray roots, the odd lie,
As one might, to save pain, and so must.
The facts of life
“When one’s bored in one’s marriage, one cheats,”
Said her mother. “Some petty deceits
Are entailed, of course,
Lest it end in divorce.
And for God’s sake, do change the damn sheets!”