Though to make love does sound more romantic,
Not wishing to to seem too pedantic,
To fuck, root or screw
Is as much fun to do,
And the difference only semantic!
Tag: fuck
Going forward
She’d said yes, although under duress;
When he’d done, though, she had to confess
It had been rather fun,
Once the fuck had begun,
Never mind that the sheets were a mess!
All in the family
If Jed’s wife won’t git dirty in bed,
Shoot, he jes fucks his sister instead!
Or one pussy or t’other,
Mayhap or his mother;
Their kids, though, do turn out inbred.
A woman of independent means
Though seduced and abandoned, betrayed,
She refused to become an old maid;
So, despite her bad luck
Since she still liked to fuck,
She fucked five nights a week, but got paid!”
Catch a falling star
A fanatical rock chick, a groupie,
Great arse, pretty face, tits not droopy;
A bit under-age,
But she’d sneak in backstage
And fuck stars till her pussy was soupy!
Ulterior motive
He was nice and polite, a big spender!
No strings, though the odds did seem slender.
What sort of a man
Doesn’t fuck if he can?
Yes, he might have a hidden agenda!
Getting to know her
She’s a bit of a tease and a flirt;
When she fucks though, it’s always covert,
Or the neighbours would talk,
And their children would gawk,
But a bit on the side doesn’t hurt.
User-friendly
She’s promiscuous, wild and a boozer,
Some call her a slut and a loser.
She says “Fuck ’em all!
Life’s too short; have a ball!
Fuck your friends! Be a friend to your user!”
Bravado
She cried “Lord! Stick your finger in first!
From the size of that thing, I might burst!
No, I’m not saying no.
I might give it a go …
Oh my God! What the fuck! Do your worst!
Kissin' cousins
Was it sinful? Illegal? Ill-fated?
Once found out, what fuss it created!
Young people in love;
They fuck. Heavens above!
Do you think that they care they’re related?