She thought “Golly! This chap’s got some nerve!”
Short and cheeky, a bit of a perv.
But this comical runt
Knew his way round a cunt;
Cunnilingus was just the hors d’oeuvre!
Tag: cunnilingus
Ambrosia
She’s a slave more to love than to Mammon;
Her sex life all feast or else famine.;
Petite, slender legs,
Little breasts, like poached eggs,
Her cunt salty and sweet, like smoked salmon.
Speaking in tongues
She’d been licked, and she liked how it felt;
She knew, too, how cocks tasted and smelt.
Cunnilingus she knew,
And fellatio too,
Though she didn’t know how they were spelt.
Geisha
Wooden bathtub, the air hot and steamy;
The geisha, hair loose, soft skin creamy;
To look, taste and touch,
It’s amazing how much
Her moist labia seem like sashimi!
Pinocchio
“Oh Pinocchio! Don’t stop!” she sighs,
His face pressed up between her warm thighs.
In and out slides his nose;
Inch by inch, still it grows!
“Do you love me?”
“Of course, yes,” he lies.
The subjectivity of history
She’d had so many lovers, although,
Who was best? How’s a woman to know?
One was good with his tongue,
Some were kinky, well hung,
Others simply just too long ago!
El sabor de España (The taste of Spain)
Spanish women! None wilder, nor sweeter!
A hot-blooded young señorita,
Nude, busty, splay-thighed!
Pleasant choice, to decide,
Should one ravish her, right now, or eat her?
B minus
She said “Well,” in a manner off-handed,
“You’re nice, to be perfectly candid;
You’re strong and you’re young,
But you don’t use your tongue,
And that fuck we just had was bog-standard.”
Epicurean curiosity
Woman’s clitoris, delicate, tiny,
Concealed, pink, pearly and shiny,
Peruse not in haste;
One should savour the taste,
Strangely sweet to the tongue, and yet briny!
Umming and ahhing
She’d enjoyed his soft clitoral strumming,
His going down on her, while humming,
But, having got in,
Soon the pleasure wore thin,
And she wished he would be more forthcoming!