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Distressed

When she laughed, her breasts shook in her shirt;
Her bum bounced underneath her short skirt,
When they danced, her tits pressed
On his thundering chest,
And his cock grew so hard that it hurt!

Author petePosted on November 12, 2011July 27, 2020Categories AOTags breasts, bum, cock, limerick, tits

Equal and opposite reaction

Don’t you know, silly girl, that the more you
Complain and demand I withdraw, you
Just increase my ardour,
And make my cock harder,
Like dozens of women before you!

Author petePosted on November 6, 2011July 27, 2020Categories AOTags cock, consent, hard, limerick, withdraw

Pecking order

His cock looked like a fat ugly snake,
And erect made girls quiver and quake;
It became a contest
To see which girl’s cunt best
Could accommodate him and not break.

Author petePosted on September 27, 2011May 11, 2020Categories AOTags big penis, cock, cunt, erect, limerick

Not fragile

“Do it harder,” she cried, “I won’t break!
See how much of your cock I can take!
Stretch my pussy some more;
I don’t care if I’m sore,
Or can’t piss, or I bleed or I ache!”

Author petePosted on September 27, 2011May 11, 2020Categories XTags cock, harder, limerick, piss, pussy, sore

Mixed blessing

Catching sight of his cock, she cried “Bless me!
I wouldn’t have let you undress me,
If I’d known the size
Of that thing ‘twixt your thighs!
I can’t! Won’t… well, I might, if you press me!”

Author petePosted on August 29, 2011May 10, 2020Categories PGTags big penis, cock, limerick, thighs, undress

How far?

When they kissed, she felt funny, below;
She considered how far she should go.
Maybe squeezing her breast
Might be okay, she guessed;
Should she fondle or suck his cock, though?

Author petePosted on August 15, 2011May 10, 2020Categories AOTags breast, cock, limerick, suck

What she sees in him

Although jealous and madly possessive;
Though vain, self-concerned and obsessive,
His steely blue eyes,
And the heft, and the size
Of his cock were distinctly impressive.

Author petePosted on August 8, 2011May 11, 2020Categories AOTags big penis, cock, limerick, size

Such is life

He’d had one chance at life and cocked up…
He’d been scared he’d be bloody locked up!
It was sheer bad luck…
Two young kids, their first fuck,
And she got herself fucking knocked up!

Author adminPosted on June 30, 2011April 28, 2020Categories AOTags cock, cocked up, fuck, knocked up, limerick, pregnancy, under-age, virgin, virginity

Well stacked

She was sexy as hell, and well stacked…
Like a goddess, to be more exact!
But her hot little twat,
To be honest, was what
Made his rigid cock hard to extract!

Author adminPosted on May 9, 2011April 23, 2020Categories AOTags cock, limerick, twat

Rock and roll

I once met this thin jock and his moll
And I asked if they played rock and roll.
He said, squeezing her tit,
“Well, we listen a bit,
But we mostly just play cock and hole!”

Author adminPosted on March 2, 2011December 4, 2019Categories XTags cock, hole, jock, limerick, moll, squeeze, tit

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