We can’t fuck… I’m a virgin, she said…
But he managed to get her in bed…
He came up with a loophole,
And diddled her poop-hole,
Then got her to suck it instead.
Tag: anal
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She submitted, with pitiful deference,
Hoping to get a good reference…
Splendid? Top class?
And got fucked in the arse…
Not, of course, one would guess, her first preference.
Plumbed
Poor girl… all the vile things she endured…
Seduced, gotten drunk and then skewered…
Face first, till she choked,
Then her pussy got poked,
Then the hole at the back, where she’s sewered!
W=Fs
“Spread your cheeks,” he said, mean-like and crass…
“Gonna fuck your sweet cunt, then your ass…”
He was hung like a horse,
And he fucked with a force
That befitted its volume and mass.
Saving face
She falls into his fevered embrace…
Though to fuck him, of course, means disgrace…
There’s her mouth… or her bum…
Which explains how his cum…
And her shit are all over her face!
Bad to worse
He plunged in, and she let out a curse…
“That’s my arsehole!” she cried, rather terse.
“So it is,” he replied.
“It was hard to decide…”
Which of course only made matters worse.
Diplomacy
She thought “Fuck! That cock’s fucking immense!”
So as not, though, to cause him offence…
(It would ruin her cunt,
If her fucked her in front)…
“Fuck my arse,” she said. Just common sense.
The rounds of the kitchen
It began with a nice sixty niner…
Then fucked up the arse and vagina…
One fist… and then two…
Then the wine bottle too…
A bit much… but the damage was minor.
But
Her first anal… not too awful… but…
Well, she feels like a bit of a slut…
Like, there’s shit up there, right?
And it’s too fucking tight!
Yep, it’s mostly a pain in the butt.
Up for it
“Well, I’m buggered! she laughed and said brightly,
“It did fit, albeit damn tightly…
Arse-virgin no more!
Of course I’m damn sore…
Go again? If you ask me politely!”