Married, kids… sex is kinda ho-hum…
Like her pussy’s somehow just gone numb…
Hubby can’t go without it,
Says “Babe, how about it?”
She sighs, “Maybe try up my bum.”
Tag: anal
Lubricity
So she twerked, shook her booty and teased…
Told him do her however he pleased,
“Go ahead. Bust a nut!
Throat or pussy or butt,
I’m wet as… and my asshole’s pregreased!”
Kissin’ cousins
Always cute, but my goodness, she’d grown!
His young cousin… if only he’d known!
So he stared at her boobs,
Said “Yeah, so, anal lubes…”
Just a tad, maybe, close to the bone!
Aghast
Well… the sex, on the whole, had been ghastly…
His huge cock, his roughness, and lastly…
Good lord! Simply heinous…
He’d fucked her damn anus…
The cad… which offended her vastly!
A bridge too far
Miffed, she glared at him, brows pinched, lips pursed…
“Get it out of my arsehole!” she cursed.
“Fucking accident? Right!
Was it not fucking tight?
You at least could have fucking spat first!”
State of the art
His new fucking-machine’s all high tech…
She’s strapped down on the bench… What the heck!
Well… Imagine her shock…
A big fat rubber cock
Up her arse, and her legs round her neck!
One time offer
“Choose a hole, any hole… take your pick”
She said, giving his cock a nice lick…
“One time offer, alright?
And I ain’t got all night…
Two for one if you like, but be quick!”
Check… mate!
He was huge, he was hard, he was hot.
She, alas, had too tiny a twat.
They had reached an impasse,
Till she offered her arse,
Which, though virginal, took the whole lot!
Tickets on herself
She cried “Oh! It’s the absolute ticket!
Wherever you want, you can stick it!
And if it gets shitty,
Just wipe on my titty,
Or if you prefer, I could lick it!”
With a pop
I was so drunk, one night, that I missed.
“That’s the wrong hole!” she breathlessly hissed.
I pulled out with a pop,
But she said “God, don’t stop!”
I said “OK, then, since you insist!”