Expiration date

“Gosh!” she thought “Things are looking quite dire…
This rate, I might bloody expire!”
Sweat drenched, out of breath…
“Can you be fucked to death?”
As he slammed it in, harder and higher!”

Fond hope

An air-kiss, and they chastely embraced,
Any hope in his heart much misplaced…
Just the thought of him nude,
Of herself being screwed
Left her filled with the utmost distaste!