Children tittered, their elders tut-tutted.
“Like animals!” somebody muttered.
Lewd and lascivious,
Rudely oblivious,
Blithely they shamelessly rutted!
Clammy
Slender, sloe-eyed, she looked sort of elfish…
Entranced, and by nature unselfish,
He gave her a screw,
Then went down on her too,
And her cunt tasted rather like shell-fish!
Erotic tableau
They were nestled together like spoons,
Her bare bum like two bright, shiny moons,
His huge prick in between;
(This is getting obscene),
Like those Japanese porno cartoons!
XL
Pushing forty, but quite well-preserved,
She came on in a manner reserved,
But then did things in bed
Which confirmed what was said;
The term “slut” did seem richly deserved!
Bigger fish
Cried a dainty-finned, pretty young gudgeon,
“You horrible, mean old curmudgeon!
You won’t buy a pearl
For your favourite girl!”
And swam off in a fit of high dudgeon.
The quickie
She said “Mmm, do you fancy a quickie?”
His hand found her hot, moist and sticky,
Her tits nice to squeeze,
As she parted her knees.
“Just my cunt. From in front. Nothing tricky!”
Mitigation
Charged with riot and mayhem and mutiny,
Facing the judge’s harsh scrutiny,
What could he say,
When His Honour said “Pray,
Those dark maids in the East, did you root any?”
The beast within
Notwithstanding the girl’s brisk rebuff,
He gave in to an urge to be rough;
He tore off her nice dress;
She would later confess,
Though she’d cried, she could not get enough!
The aesthete
When he looked at girls’ breasts, a paralysis
Gripped him, but then, on analysis,
Later, alone,
(Had the poor girl but known),
He decided the best tits were Alice’s.
The bridal waltz
The bride whispered of pleasures in store;
An erection he couldn’t ignore
Strained his pants at the seams,
Though, except in their dreams,
Neither party had done it before!