Naked, laid on his knee to be spanked,
Wife and chattel, his word sacrosanct,
If the fool had but known!
(As she came, with a moan…
Guilty pleasure, for which God be thanked!)
Bending the rules
Now he’s tied her up, just for a game,
Spanked her, tickled her; all pretty tame,
(Which she liked, he could tell,)
Why not fuck her as well?
Damn! To not do would be such a shame!
Hospitality
A nice long outdoor lunch, a bit boozy;
She suddenly felt rather woozy.
Next thing, she was nude,
Being noisily screwed
By her host, in his backyard jacuzzi!
Propriety
The come-ons of the pretty young whores,
In their snippets of satin and gauze…
Splendid tits, a nice arse…
As he hurries to pass,
Mr. Charles James Esq. ignores.
Bondage for beginners
Fluffy-handcuffed, blindfolded, she begs
“Oh my goodness! No!No! Not the pegs!
And spanked too, I suppose?
Yes, but not where it shows!
On my bottom please, not on my legs!
Centrefold
Said her agent “It might not dismay
You to have to fuck me, but this may,
That you will have to screw
The photographer too,
If you want to be Penthouse Miss May.”
First love
“Well, of course, true, it’s not the worst fate,
To be fucked on one’s very first date,
Just a jolly surprise!”
She said, love in her eyes.
“And the root, I must say, was first-rate!”
Camera obscura
Playing fantasies, lewd and unfettered,
He watched her each night, silhouetted
Against her drawn blind,
(If she knew, would she mind?)
Till the front of his trousers was wetted!
Transfixed
A bit sooky, a weeper and wailer,
Her face had gone suddenly paler.
She watched his cock grow,
Sobbing “Gosh! Now I know
Why the girls call you Brad the Impaler!”
Indefatigable
She was one damn insatiable wench!
A libido a man couldn’t quench!
She’d take on the whole team,
Till they ran out of steam,
Then take on the reserves off the bench!