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Beginner’s luck

“Gosh!” she thought. “Fucking’s much under-rated!”
(His penis size not unrelated).
“And just when I swore
I can’t come anymore,
Here I am, coming still, unabated!”

Author petePosted on July 27, 2018April 20, 2019Categories AOTags big cock, coming, cumming, fucking, limerick, penis, penis size

Come again?

Socks and jocks, panties, all in a jumble,
They progressed from fumble to tumble.
She came loud and long…
Then passed out! What was wrong?
“Fucking awesome!” was all she could mumble.

Author petePosted on July 26, 2018April 21, 2019Categories AOTags limerick, orgasm, panties

Humbert

Feeling guilty, somewhat self-disgusted,
He looked at her, helplessly lusted!
So vibrant, so young,
Perfect tits, lips bee-stung…
And so trusting! But could he be trusted?

Author petePosted on July 26, 2018April 21, 2019Categories AOTags limerick, lolita, lust, tits

An acquired taste

She was young and naive, a bit flustered,
But still, he’d have said, keen as mustard!
She sucked like a pro…
When he came on her, though,
Was she angry, or only disgusted?

Author petePosted on July 26, 2018April 21, 2019Categories AOTags limerick, naive, sucked, young

Caught out

“So,” she said to him, “which titty’s best?
You can’t keep your damn eyes of my chest!
Wanna squeeze them as well?
Have a grope! What the hell?
Go ahead, don’t be shy! Be my guest!”

Author petePosted on July 22, 2018September 20, 2024Categories AOTags grope, limerick, squeeze tits, tit perv

Thy neighbour’s wife

Though the Bible does say not to covet
Thy neighbour’s wife, wouldn’t she love it?
He’s willing to bet
She’d be lovely and wet
Where he so much desires to shove it!

Author petePosted on July 22, 2018April 21, 2019Categories AOTags bible, commandment, covet, limerick, wet

The sure thing

She’s reportedly fond of the booze,
Not particular much whom she screws;
For the cost of a drink,
And a nudge and a wink,
It would seem that a fella can’t lose!

Author petePosted on July 22, 2018April 21, 2019Categories AOTags booze, limerick, nymphomaniac, slut

Verbal contract

He was giving her helluva grinding!
She didn’t seem, though, to be minding.
She loved it, he’d guess.
Still, although she’d said yes,
He just hoped the agreement was binding!

Author petePosted on July 22, 2018April 21, 2019Categories AOTags consent, limerick

Playing hard to get

If she played hard to get, should she fail,
Should justice, perhaps, not prevail,
The risk, without doubt,
Was she might well miss out…
An old maid, her virginity stale!

Author petePosted on July 22, 2018April 21, 2019Categories PGTags hard to get, limerick, playing hard to get, virginity

Focus

Had she not been so damn near-sighted,
She might not have got so excited;
His fondling her tits…
Had she seen he had zits,
Might have left her… well… less than delighted!

Author petePosted on July 22, 2018April 21, 2019Categories AOTags limerick, near-sighted, tits, zits

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