A young lady, all proper and prim
Had a sudden, exceptional whim
To go down to the strand,
With her shoes in her hand,
And to take off her clothing and swim.
Category: AO
Adults only
Rationalism
My old granny, distinctly old-fashioned,
And grandfather, rather impassioned,
I heard late one night,
In a hoarse-whispered fight,
About why grandpa’s fucking was rationed!
The niggle
When Miss Quigley develops a niggle,
It causes her bottom to wriggle:
This curious motion,
Assisted by lotion,
Soon brings on an orgasmic giggle!
Bent
The most marvellous thing about Glenda,
Is how one can usefully bend her
In curious ways,
And erotic displays,
For which God, perhaps, didn’t intend her!
Languorous
In a languorous mood, a young girlie
Untangled her pubic hair curly,
With one hand caressed
One delightul round breast,
With the other, her clitoris pearly!
Waltzing Matilda
Poor Matilda’s a bit of a frump,
And her buttocks and thighs are too plump.
She has pendulous tits,
And she’s subject to fits,
Still, she’s worth the occasional hump!
The smell of roses
A maid’s loveliest part doth exude,
To the air at large odours subdued,
And this same secret place,
Irrespective of race,
Like a dainty pink rosebud is hued!
Sylvan interlude
‘Neath the shade of the old eucalyptus,
We lay with the girls who’d unzipped us,
Who teased with their lips
At the sensitive tips,
Of the stalks with which nature equipped us!
A gentleman
The train swayed; she was nodding and dozing,
Not knowing what she was exposing.
I did try my best
Not to stare at her breast,
Through the blouse she’d been careless in closing!
Natural blonde?
There’s a pretty young lady, from Denmark,
Red-headed, then ash-blonde and then dark.
A fortunate few
Know her natural hue,
And they give her a nine-out-of-ten mark.