AO – Page 8 – Pete's Limericks

First things first

“You’re a cad and a bounder, she cursed.
“Rape me! Bugger me! Do your damn worst!
Tie me up, if you must,
From your excess of lust…
But for God’s sake, go down on me first!”

Calling the shots

“You must do what I say, to the letter,”
She said. “Lick my cunt, make it wetter.
I must come first… twice…
A third time would be nice,
And a fourth and a fifth even better. “

Here kitty, kitty

So the love bug has finally bitten…
He’s met a young girl, … he’s quite smitten…
Cute bum, cupcake tits
And (his cock barely fits)…
Her sweet pussy… well… more like her kitten!

All is not lost

Though her husband’s a fool, and pretentious,
A gambler, a drunk and licentious,
Although he fucks whores,
And he farts and he snores,
In their bedroom he’s still conscientious.

Intelligent design

Contemplating her lovely vagina,
She thanked God, her pussy’s designer…
Like, perfect to fuck…
What incredible luck!
And most times any damage just minor.

Presentation

Bigger boobs are a bonus, she’s found,
Not too saggy, just bouncy and round…
Guys go out of their minds,
Want to fuck her, she finds…
Better value than small, pound for pound.

Home schooling

Just a hillbilly-fuck-daddy redneck gal,
Young… prob’ly cain’t add or spell,
Little handful-size tits,
And she leans down n spits
And starts suckin’ his cock! What the hell?

Ladies’ fingers

Nice young ladies get horny like boys…
They get off with their hands and their toys,
Taking secret delight
In their beds late at night
Panties stuffed in mouths, not to make noise.

Abandon hope

Poor girl, castaway, stranded, marooned…
Found Man Friday… hope blossomed, ballooned…
All did not go as planned…
Thrown face down on the sand,
And her tender young pussy harpooned!