Lady Anne woke and couldn’t recall;
Was he dark? Was he handsome and tall?
Being nude, she deduced
She’d been raped or seduced.
“Ma’am,” said Jeeves, “Ahem… will that be all?”
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Shoosh!
When he cursed and blasphemed, she said “Shoosh!
Just relax, line yourself up and push.
Count to ten, start again,
Wait until I say when,
And stop beating around in my bush!”
Skin-deep
Girls, beneath tits and pussy and skin, you
Are jelly and bowel and sinew;
A man, it’s well known
Has more blood and more bone,
Which is why it feels good when he’s in you.
A man of his word
He was hung like a horse, the chap jested.
“If so,” she laughed, “I’m… interested!”
What later occurred,
Proved him good as his word,
Which her sore, swollen cunt still attested!
Nightmare
He at least asked if she was awake;
“And what difference,” she said, “would that make?
I’d get fucked either way!”
“Yes,” he said, “but you may
Have been fucked up the arse by mistake!”
Pecking order
His cock looked like a fat ugly snake,
And erect made girls quiver and quake;
It became a contest
To see which girl’s cunt best
Could accommodate him and not break.
Suspicion well founded
Though its length and its girth quite astounded,
She thought, as she knelt, being pounded,
The squelching and slapping,
Like two wet hands clapping,
Felt better by far than it sounded.
The strain in Spain
Girls are married or virgin in Spain:
How do young Spanish couples abstain?
When they go on a date,
Do they both masturbate?
It must all be a terrible strain!
Well-come
He said “There, that’s not half bad, now, is it?”
She sighed “No, by God, it’s exquisite!
I just about died
When you pushed it inside!
I’m so glad, now, I dropped by to visit!”
Positions vacant
She no longer played games with her dolls;
She now dreamed about more grown-up roles.
She had quite decent breasts,
Enjoyed flirting with guests,
And had all the appropriate holes!