Penis envy

She’d been saying how big was his phallus;
She showed them her clitoral callus!
Her girlfriends all screamed,
But of course they all dreamed
Of big cocks, and the twats were just jealous!

Bravado

Though she’d promised to not peek, she’d lied.
“It would make a grown girl weep!” she’d cried.
“Like a battering ram!
Call me foolish. I am!
“But I want it,” God knows, “deep inside!”