True, her orgasm may have been fake,
(How much noise can one small woman make?)
But her blood-curdling scream
Was legit, it did seem,
When he slipped up her arse by mistake.
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Eros
Even clothed, she was rather damn fetching,
But naked, posed, watching him sketching …
Not beauty, the arts,
His thoughts strayed to those parts
That he longed to be poking and stretching!
By-blow
The poor maid in whose knickers he’d ferreted,
Fate, sadly, worse than she merited,
Willing or not,
Was dismissed on the spot,
And the scion concerned disinherited.
First impression
Not too awful, she had to confess:
Not much bleeding, no tears, no stress.
She’d quite liked her first fuck.
(Maybe sheer dumb luck).
“A bit slutty”, she thought, “though, I guess!”
Ways and means
Though her parents were terribly strict,
Despite morals they tried to inflict,
Still, they couldn’t have known
Things she did on her own,
Nor how often her pussy got licked!
Abominable
She said “Look, I don’t mean to be petty,,
But Jesus! You’re filthy and sweaty!
You stink, your breath’s sour.
At least have a shower,
Or else it’s like fucking a yeti!
Sang froid
Quite renowned for her icy reserve,
She said “God, man! You’ve got some damn nerve!
And trespassing to boot!
Still, I’ll give you a root,
Though it’s more than you bloody deserve!
Floozy
She was hot, but a bit of a floozy;
He rooted her in the jacuzzi.
He would have preferred
Some place less, like, absurd,
But, in fact, he just wasn’t that choosy.
Foreknowledge and foreplay
The poor bloke, had he known in advance,
He was in with a bloody good chance,
Would have not wasted time
On sweet talk, (what a crime!)
And just gotten straight into her pants!
Slugger
Quite enormous, much bigger than most…
All his bragging was no idle boast!
And as hard as a rock,
She thought, straddling his cock,
In more ways than one, deeply engrossed!