It was damp in the woods, cold and drizzly,
His cock like a bloody bull’s pizzle! He
Scratched, bit and growled,
She felt helpless, befouled.
It was like being fucked by a grizzly!
Category: AO
Adults only
Rationalisation
Quite hung-over, next day, when she woke,
In a motel, with some hairy bloke,
Neatly folded black dress,
She thought “Guess I said yes,
Which it’s too late, I guess, to revoke.”
Moving on
Once the mob had begun to disperse,
She lay, thinking… it could have been worse.
She’d been gang-banged. Not good.
Scrap the panties (you would),
But she still had her phone and her purse.
Sinophile
European girls’ cunts (continental),
More earthy, and less ornamental,
In taste and display,
Seasoned travellers say,
Compare poorly with cunts oriental.
Mission accomplished
Situation report: Remains fluid.
The target, Miss X, has been lured
Back to his hotel.
Things proceed very well,
And in five minutes flat, she’s been skewered!
Room service
Giggling drunk, just back from the ballet,
She was fucked by the smarmy valet,
And two bell-boys as well,
At the Savoy Hotel,
In a rather unseemly melee.
God’s gifts
She killed time at her various schools,
Till she worked out most men are damn fools,
Then she lived by her wits,
With her god-given tits
And her pussy as bargaining tools.
Assignation
Having looked from in front and behind,
Which best fit, as to gender assigned?
He or she has big tits,
A nice cunt, he admits,
But a cock too? It boggles his mind!
The general and the particular
It did seem she did rather resent
The term slut, which he’d only half meant;
Yes, he’d gone a bit far,
Although most women are,
To a greater or lesser extent.
Chivalry is not dead
The princess, naked, lay waiting regally.
Wait! Was this this treason, though, legally?
Doubts cast aside,
Royal pussy spread wide,
He plunged in! “Tally-ho!” she cried eagerly.