Bold Sir Percy, still flushed from the joust,
Became amorous, being well soused.
”It’s a very fine lance;
Put it back in your pants!”,
The outraged Lady Gwendoline roused.
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His pound of flesh
In the end, he became quite irate.
“Since you’re charging me such a high rate”,
He roared. “ Bugger the licks,
And your clever damn tricks,
Get your cunt on my cock and gyrate!”
Double feature
“God,” he said. “ I just love fucking twins;
The same woman in two matching skins!
A man’s hard put to know
In which hole he should go,
Where one ends, and the other begins!
Behind the eight ball
Seemed whatever she did turned out crooked
Life pretty much had her damn snookered!
She’d waitressed, parked cars,
Picked up men in rough bars,
Then thought “Fuck it!”, and just straight-out hookered.
Liquid sequins
A third cousin, or somehow related,
She’d got drunk one night and fellated,
Had come on her dress,
(What an ungodly mess!)
His apology gruff and belated.
A girl has her limits
“I do hope that you don’t misconstrue
Me,” she said. “Though you’re quite a good screw,
Well, three times is enough!
We could do other stuff…
Maybe go to the pub for a brew?”
Temporary insanity
To have fucked her, of course, was insanity!
Still, it had tickled his vanity.
So young and hot!
Well, how could a man not?
Just the way of the world, and humanity!
No-no
Certain no-nos should just be exempted!
She’d stripped off, which rather pre-empted
The fact of consent.
Young and sweet, heaven-sent!
Oh, indeed, he was quite sorely tempted!
In the moment
Ain’t no substitute, right, for the feeling;
A girl, her tits dangling, she’s kneeling,
Her cunt chock-a-block
On the end of your cock,
Hot and sweaty and bucking and squealing!
Nice package
Bloody hell! Did it it get any better?
Big tits bulging under her sweater,
That camel-toe too!
And her pussy, he knew,
Couldn’t possibly be any wetter!