Codicil

When I said yes, she said, what I meant,
Was like yeah… to a certain extent…
You could fuck me… you know…
In my pussy but, though…
Not my arse, which is right where it went!

First date

She’d been asked on a date… which was good!
When he tried to have sex, which he would…
(With the way she was dressed),
Well, she’d fuck him, she guessed,
It was just, pretty much, understood.

Highly strung

She was hot, but a bit highly strung…
Like, to let out a yelp, as if stung!
Lick her arse by mistake?
Well, who would, for god’s sake?
It was only a slip of the tongue!