“Oh my god!” she screamed. “What are you thinking?
Damn pervert! You must have been drinking!
Fuck you? Not a chance!
Put it back in your pants!”
And he sighed, his cock rapidly shrinking.
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Putting him in his place
“I must say, this is rather depressing,”
She said, getting on with undressing.
“You can, and you will
Fuck me, maybe, but still,
Your small dick is some sort of a blessing!”
The bright side
Hmm… a bit of an awkward position.
All good. It’s a movie audition!
He’s ugly? He’s fat?
Casting couch and all that?
Well, that showbiz… and naked ambition!
His wish is her command
Her poor heart gave a jump and a skip,
When he brought out his pearl-handled whip…
“Don’t be frightened, my dear.
I shan’t be severe…
Not this time… now kindly please strip!
Regimentally undressed
In his uniform tall, dark and dashing,
So handsome, so manly, just smashing!
She smiled, whispered low…
“You can fuck me, you know,
But please, first, give my arse a good thrashing!”
Meeting Maid Marian
Two pounds each, he thinks, if they’re an ounce!
By the way her tits wobble and bounce,
As she rides through the wood…
Lucky you, Robin Hood!
Enough perving, get ready to pounce!
Slumming
“Well,” she thought. “He may be just a peasant,
And yet… this is far from unpleasant!
So… best on the whole,
To just not tell a soul,
And get on with this rape, for the present!”
Social distancing
He said “Come on, please , babe, have a heart!
We can still stay two metres apart…
I won’t touch you, won’t cough…
Can’t you watch me jerk off?
It ain’t much, but at least it’s a start.
The magic word
She just, somehow, still felt ill at ease…
He’d asked nicely. He’d even said please.
Having shown him her tits,
If she now then permits,
Would he be satisfied with a squeeze?
Good ol’ gal
She just live in a tar-paper shack,
Toilet just a damn hole out in back,
But a man needs a screw…
Take a bottle or two…
That ol’ gal’s goddam good in the sack!