She’s bodacious, but vicious and grumpy,
Not keen on the old rumpy-pumpy…
It’s kinda good fun,
Gettin’ up her, but son…
Hang on tight, cos it’s gonna be bumpy!
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Hold that thought
His dad said “Son, a word to the wise…
If you have to prise open her thighs,
Better put it on hold…
There are women, I’m told,
Who are apt to gouge out a man’s eyes!”
Boo hoo
She was young and naive, unrefined…
He’d just fucked her, damn hard, from behind…
And she didn’t say boo…
So he buggered her too…
Which was maybe a trifle unkind.
Peek-a-boo
When she she showers, she knows that he peeps…
He comes into her room while she sleeps…
Though he’s just her kid brother,
Still, somehow or other,
It just kind of gives her the creeps.
Back to basics
Hardest part about going off grid,
When one wanted to wank, as one did,
Was the absence of porn…
It’s a bit of a yawn,
Rubbing blind, like when one was a kid.
Best
Kinda like reinventing the wheel…
Her dildos, hand… once a live eel…
All so second best…
She got off, yeah, she guessed,
Not a patch, though, on fucking for real!
State of the art
His new fucking-machine’s all high tech…
She’s strapped down on the bench… What the heck!
Well… Imagine her shock…
A big fat rubber cock
Up her arse, and her legs round her neck!
Say please
She’s a flirt, and a slut, and a tease…
Now he’s got her there, nude, hands and knees,
Begging “Fuck this cunt, Sir!”
Which he will, of course… duh…
But just gives her big tits a hard squeeze.
Going with the flow
Full of booze, maybe some kind of drugs…
She has truly exceptional jugs…
Which are out on display…
“Gonna fuck you,” I say…
And she bends down and spreads ’em and shrugs.
Urgency
“Fuck me, baby! Right now, please,” she begs,
Lying back, panting, spreading her legs…
“Hard and deep as you can,
Like a big macho man…
Breed this bitch! Fertilise them damn eggs!”