Ts and Cs

Her consent came with terms and conditions:
Use condoms. Her choice of positions.
No anal… not yet.
Lick her first, get her wet…
And between fucks, of course, intermissions.

Dubious

She’s still dubious, worried and tetchy…
Her knowledge of sex a bit sketchy…
How can his cock fit
Up her tight little slit?
Thank God pussies, she’s heard, are quite stretchy.