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Rootin' tootin'

Jed and Otis, twin brothers, inbred,
Lacking women, screwed livestock instead,
Or their sisters or mother,
And sometimes each other,
Most times in the barn or the shed.

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She’s promiscuous, wild and a boozer,
Some call her a slut and a loser.
She says “Fuck ’em all!
Life’s too short; have a ball!
Fuck your friends! Be a friend to your user!”

Bravado

She cried “Lord! Stick your finger in first!
From the size of that thing, I might burst!
No, I’m not saying no.
I might give it a go …
Oh my God! What the fuck! Do your worst!

Kissin' cousins

Was it sinful? Illegal? Ill-fated?
Once found out, what fuss it created!
Young people in love;
They fuck. Heavens above!
Do you think that they care they’re related?

The luck of the cards

“That’s no way for a girl to be treated!”
She cried. “I’m quite certain you cheated!”
“Nah! Just your bad luck!
I win! Now, where’s my fuck?”
“Rules are rules”, she sighed sadly, defeated.

Revelation

“Do you like what you see?” she said sweetly,
Exposing her bosom discreetly.
She widened her eyes,
And then parted her thighs,
To exhibit herself more completely.

Courtship

Courtly manners, the romantic arts,
Men invented to win women’s hearts,
And their minds, and their hands,
Although each understands
The main goal is their warm moister parts.

Sage advice

Old and wrinkled, her boobs now low-slung;
The girl stared. Gran said “Cat got your tongue?
Go on out, get a man!
Fuck as much as you can,
While your tits are still firm and you’re young!”