Well… the sex, on the whole, had been ghastly…
His huge cock, his roughness, and lastly…
Good lord! Simply heinous…
He’d fucked her damn anus…
The cad… which offended her vastly!
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Into the wild
A lush bush, that you wanted to brush…
“I don’t shave it,” she said… not a blush.
“Want to fuck me? Okay…
Take your time, find your way…
Slow is good… We have all night… no rush!”
The artiste
Not a stripper, a proper artiste…
Wants a lap dance? Indeed! Filthy beast!
And to take off her thong!
Well, he’s got that damn wrong!
That’s a hundred bucks extra, at least!
Sour grapes
The poor girl, she’d been rooted and dumped…
She was cranky, but mostly just stumped…
What the fuck, like, you know?
Like, she could have said no…
And his cock was just small too, she grumped.
The mess
“Though I do quite like fucking, I guess,”
She said, frowning. ” I don’t like the mess…
Dribbling pussy and bum…
All the juices and cum,
Making stains on my stockings and dress!”
Sleeve length
Panting, sweating, her broad bosom heaved…
Thrilled, exultant… and somewhat relieved,
Smugly satisfied, spent,,,
Her cunt stretched like a tent…
But his huge penis snugly ensleeved!
Casting couch
Fucked in every hole, every position…
And then some, she had a suspicion!
Porn star? Right! Think again…
In fact, fuck fucking men!
Bloody hell! This is just the audition!
Best laid plans
This guy’s planning to fuck her, it seems…
Fucking men, and their vile fucking schemes!
All that sweet talk and shit!
Fuck him? Not in a fit!
Gonna fuck him? Yeah, right… in his dreams!
The height of rudeness
That dumb bitch that he met at the pub
Flipped the bird at him, gave him the snub…
Fuckin’ laughed in his face…
What a fuckin’ disgrace!
Like, not even a suck or a rub!
Parochial
For the most part, your small village vicars
Are mainly just kissers and lickers…
They don’t stick it in,
Since it’s more of a sin…
Some are happy just sniffing girls’ knickers.