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Month: May 2018

A night in

Watchin’ TV, and sharin’ a rug.
Yeah, she gave him a bit of a tug,
Let him cop a good squeeze
Of her titties…but jeez!
Ain’t you done yet? she said, with a shrug.

Author petePosted on May 24, 2018April 23, 2019Categories PGTags cop a squeeze, limerick, masturbation, titties, tug

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Though she did like the guy more than most,
“Leave no virgin unfucked” was his boast.
A few drinks in some bar,
Then a ride in his car,
Yep, she figured, her pussy was toast!

Author petePosted on May 23, 2018April 23, 2019Categories AOTags limerick, pussy, virgin

Reconciliation

When he found out his girlfriend was cheating,
He called her names not worth repeating,
(Okay, bitch and slut.)
He forgave her then, but,
Well, of course, her cute arse took some beating!

Author petePosted on May 23, 2018April 23, 2019Categories AOTags arse, cheating, limerick, slut, spanking, whore

The matter in hand

His assault, when it came, was abrupt.
She cried “If I might interrupt…!”
Who’d have guessed? Yet he froze,
One young breast, (why God knows),
In each ham-fisted hand roughly cupped!

Author petePosted on May 22, 2018April 23, 2019Categories AOTags breast, consent, limerick, sexual assault

The balance of trade

Once seduced and abandoned, betrayed,
She soon turned to the world’s oldest trade.
She did rather well, though,
Dressed up nice… Even so,
It was all a pathetic charade!

Author petePosted on May 22, 2018April 23, 2019Categories PGTags limerick, prostitution, seduced, seduced and abandoned, world's oldest trade

For better or worse

Well, he’s certainly unprepossessing,
She thought, while the groom was undressing.
Except for his cock!
The young bride gasped in shock,
And then fainted, poor thing! (A kind blessing!)

Author petePosted on May 22, 2018April 23, 2019Categories AOTags big cock, bride, cock, consummation, honeymoon, limerick

Not cock-a-hoop

To say “What a nice cock” would be trite.
It was pretty damn big, though, alright!
Well, we’ll jolly soon see!
She thought, cocking her knee.
It might not hit the spot, or it might!

Author petePosted on May 22, 2018April 23, 2019Categories AOTags cock, cock size, limerick

God’s work

The Inquisitor scoffed, “She shall burn!
But repents not, as yet, I discern.
Let us flog those proud breasts!”
He exclaimed to his guests.
“Father Francis, I think it’s your turn.”

Author petePosted on May 22, 2018April 23, 2019Categories AOTags breasts, limerick, Spanish inquisition, the rack, torture

The common touch

“God!” she thought. “E’er so low one has stooped!
Being fucked like a whore! Rather pooped.”
It quite beggared belief!
What a blessed relief,
When he came, and his huge pizzle drooped!

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Author petePosted on May 21, 2018April 23, 2019Categories AOTags big cock, British limerick, limerick, pizzle

Refined tastes

She writhed, naked, and panted and sweated;
His wants and desires, unfettered,
Played out on her parts.
She succumbed to his arts,
His strange appetites hardly yet whetted!

Author petePosted on May 20, 2018April 23, 2019Categories AOTags fetish, kinky, limerick

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