Skip to content

Pete's Limericks

World's largest collection of original limericks

Pete's Limericks

Month: September 2013

No quitter

She’d imagined sex might be more splendid.
In fact, she was glad when it ended.
She’d do it again,
Though, with different men,
Just as soon as her pussy had mended.

Author adminPosted on September 26, 2013June 28, 2024Categories AOTags first time, limerick, pussy, virgin

Misfit

Susan didn’t conform to the norm
Of the girls in her class or her dorm…
But one girl… skin so white…
In whose bed, late at night,
They would kiss and make love, to keep warm.

Author adminPosted on September 24, 2013June 28, 2024Categories AOTags kiss, lesbian, limerick, make love, schoolgirl

Getting laity

Once religious, she’d lately recanted.
“You’ll burn in hell, girl!” the priest ranted.
A guy that she knew
Then agreed to a screw;
“Good, that’s out of the way too,” she panted.

Author adminPosted on September 23, 2013June 28, 2024Categories PGTags first time, limerick, religion, screw, virgin

Truth hurts

Though she’d thought his boast rather far-fetched,
The grim truth on her face was now etched,
As she grimaced and swore,
As he gained an inch more,
As her pussy was yet further stretched!

Author adminPosted on September 23, 2013June 28, 2024Categories AOTags big penis, limerick, pussy, truth hurts

A rose by any other name

Though to make love does sound more romantic,
Not wishing to to seem too pedantic,
To fuck, root or screw
IsĀ as much fun to do,
And the difference only semantic!

Author adminPosted on September 16, 2013June 28, 2024Categories AOTags fuck, limerick, make love, romantic, root, screw, semantics

Brazen

He bit hard on her poor sunburnt titty,
Ignored that her pussy was gritty;
Right there, on the beach,
He sucked both, he bit each,
And he sank in his prick without pity!

Author adminPosted on September 14, 2013June 28, 2024Categories AOTags bit, consent, exhibitionism, limerick, prick, pussy, sucked, titty

Free will or determinism?

They not so much made love as collided;
Their fates must have just coincided!
True love? A mad fling?
Just a physical thing?
When they fucked she still hadn’t decided!

Author adminPosted on September 14, 2013June 28, 2024Categories AOTags consent, fate, fucked, limerick, love, made love

Modern living

First they fucked tangled up in her sheet,
Then again, without missing a beat,
Pussy, mouth, cunt some more,
On the bed, on the floor,
And he shot his load in her ensuite!

Author adminPosted on September 14, 2013June 28, 2024Categories PGTags anal, cunt, fucked, limerick, mouth, pussy

Suspended animation

A young lady he’d lately befriended,
Trussed, naked, now dangled, suspended,
Pink holes on display;
He could do what he may,
And pay later for services rendered.

Author adminPosted on September 13, 2013June 11, 2020Categories AOTags bondage, consent, holes, limerick, naked, pink, prostitution, suspended

A tolerant man

Though her husband was kind and adoring,
She found marriage lonely and boring;
He fucked her a lot,
But the more that she got,
The more horny, and still went out whoring!

Author adminPosted on September 12, 2013June 28, 2024Categories AOTags adultery, fucked, horny, limerick, unfaithful, whore, whoring

Posts pagination

Page 1 Page 2 Next page

Search

Recent Posts

  • Doing is knowing
  • Hardball
  • Undress code
  • Magnanimity
  • Upkeep

Recent Comments

    Archives

    • June 2025
    • May 2025
    • April 2025
    • March 2025
    • February 2025
    • January 2025
    • December 2024
    • November 2024
    • October 2024
    • September 2024
    • August 2024
    • July 2024
    • June 2024
    • May 2024
    • March 2024
    • February 2024
    • October 2023
    • September 2023
    • July 2023
    • March 2023
    • February 2023
    • January 2023
    • May 2022
    • March 2022
    • February 2022
    • December 2021
    • November 2021
    • October 2021
    • September 2021
    • August 2021
    • July 2021
    • June 2021
    • May 2021
    • April 2021
    • March 2021
    • February 2021
    • January 2021
    • December 2020
    • November 2020
    • October 2020
    • September 2020
    • August 2020
    • July 2020
    • June 2020
    • May 2020
    • April 2020
    • March 2020
    • February 2020
    • January 2020
    • December 2019
    • October 2019
    • September 2019
    • August 2019
    • July 2019
    • June 2019
    • May 2019
    • April 2019
    • December 2018
    • November 2018
    • October 2018
    • September 2018
    • August 2018
    • July 2018
    • June 2018
    • May 2018
    • April 2018
    • March 2018
    • February 2018
    • January 2018
    • December 2017
    • June 2017
    • May 2017
    • April 2017
    • March 2017
    • February 2017
    • January 2017
    • December 2016
    • November 2016
    • October 2016
    • September 2016
    • June 2016
    • May 2016
    • April 2016
    • March 2016
    • February 2016
    • January 2016
    • December 2015
    • November 2015
    • October 2015
    • September 2015
    • August 2015
    • July 2015
    • June 2015
    • May 2015
    • April 2015
    • March 2015
    • February 2015
    • January 2015
    • December 2014
    • November 2014
    • October 2014
    • September 2014
    • August 2014
    • July 2014
    • June 2014
    • May 2014
    • April 2014
    • March 2014
    • February 2014
    • January 2014
    • December 2013
    • November 2013
    • October 2013
    • September 2013
    • August 2013
    • July 2013
    • June 2013
    • May 2013
    • April 2013
    • March 2013
    • February 2013
    • August 2012
    • July 2012
    • June 2012
    • May 2012
    • April 2012
    • March 2012
    • February 2012
    • January 2012
    • December 2011
    • November 2011
    • October 2011
    • September 2011
    • August 2011
    • July 2011
    • June 2011
    • May 2011
    • April 2011
    • March 2011
    • February 2011
    • January 2011

    Categories

    • AO
    • G
    • PG
    • Uncategorized
    • X

    Meta

    • Log in
    • Entries feed
    • Comments feed
    • WordPress.org
    Pete's Limericks Proudly powered by WordPress