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Red flags aflutter

Oh God! Wonders, it seems, never cease!
His outrageously sexy young niece,
Half nude, fresh out of bed,
Has just twerked him and said
“Like my ass? Wanna tear off a piece?”

Author adminPosted on November 13, 2024Categories AOTags incest, limerick, proposition, young

De minimis non curat lex

The policeman was frankly surprised…
She was not, as he’d plainly surmised,
With her small cupcake tits,
And her little pink bits,
Underaged, just a bit undersized.

Author adminPosted on November 4, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, small tits, small woman, under-age, young

Here kitty, kitty

Old enough… only just, young and pretty,
Her titties bite-size, itty-bitty…
Soft cherub-like lips,
Skinny arse, narrow hips…
And a succulent, sweet fluffy kitty!

Author adminPosted on November 4, 2024Categories AOTags kitty, limerick, small tits, young

Countdown

Shining skin and firm tits… in full bloom!
If she’ll only come up to his room,
He can try out the fit
Of her tight little slit…
Up her cunt like a rocket… Vroom! Vroom!

Author adminPosted on October 25, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, seduction, young

Value for money

A young wench of the utmost utility,
Blessed with erotic ability,
Splendidly made…
Well worth all that he’s paid
For her beauty and cunt and agility!

Author adminPosted on September 29, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, prostitution, young

Out of his league

Her tight, pink little thong, at the beach.
Barely covers her cunt, like a peach…
Perky nipples, small tits,
Oiled, dazzling, she sits,
Just a yard away… quite out of reach!

Author adminPosted on July 6, 2024Categories AOTags cunt like a peach, limerick, small tits, thong, young

Sacrifice

Though he’d given up fucking for Lent,
This young pussy was damn heaven sent,
Father Riley opined…
Sure and God wouldn’t mind…
A small sin, and he’d later repent.

Author adminPosted on June 16, 2024Categories AOTags catholicism, limerick, young

Pipe dream

He smoked opium, dreaming of China,
Him fondling an almond-eyed minor,
Caressing her breast,
Her sweet bum, last and best…
Her petite oriental vagina!

Author adminPosted on March 8, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, opium, young

Irony

She undressed. He adjusted his monocle…
Titties so pert they were conical!
Not much down there,
Just a few wisps of hair…
Little slut! It was sort of ironical.

Author adminPosted on March 8, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, pubic hair, slut, young

Tits and ribs

Young and pretty, she’s all tits and ribs…
She’s eighteen she says… probably fibs…
Naked, standing there smirking
And watching them jerking…
“Fuck yeah!” says his mate. “Bags first dibs!”

Author adminPosted on February 6, 2024Categories AOTags age of consent, limerick, threesome, young

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