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Practice versus theory

The best whore ain’t got no heart of gold;
She’s a woman can be bought and sold,
No damn love-talk and shit,
Just get off her damn kit,
And do what a man wants when she’s told.

Author petePosted on September 12, 2016July 15, 2024Categories AOTags heart of gold, limerick, love, misogynism, prostitution, whore

Makin’ bacon

One less drink might have just saved her bacon,
Good sense though, alas, long forsaken,
She acted the whore,
An impression, what’s more,
In which, sadly, she wasn’t mistaken!”

Author petePosted on September 6, 2016July 15, 2024Categories AOTags drunk, limerick, saving the bacon, whore

Passing trade

The young hooker’s a peach, quite a knockout!
At home, his wife’s put him on lockout.
Why not fuck a whore?
With one foot in the door,
Hard already, he’s got his damn cock out!

Author petePosted on June 5, 2016July 11, 2024Categories AOTags cock, fuck, hard, hooker, limerick, prostitution, whore

Out in the open

She was caught naked, fucking outdoors;
When asked why, she just said “Just because …
Fucking life’s such a bore!
Why not act like a whore?
And if that doesn’t suit you, up yours!”

Author petePosted on May 19, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, outdoor sex, whore

All’s not lost

All her chickens had come home to roost.
Called a slut, whore. All hell was unloosed!
The whole town, it seemed, knew
She was fuckable, true,
But it did give her street cred a boost!

Author petePosted on April 30, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags chickens come home to roost, fuckable, limerick, slut, street cred, whore

The truth hurts

So, they’re fucking. It starts to get rough.
She screams “”Punish me!” Just off the cuff.
“I’m a slut! I’m a whore!
Fuck me! Slap me some more!
Sort of half true, but mostly all bluff.

Author petePosted on February 14, 2016February 3, 2020Categories AOTags fucking, limerick, S&M, slut, whore

The bridge club

Though her husband was rich and adoring,
She found married life rather boring.
She’d cruise in her car,
In a short dress, no bra,
Or drop into some bar, do some whoring!

Author petePosted on January 14, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags bra, limerick, marriage, married life, no bra, short dress, whore, whoring

Love games

Quite amused, although slightly offended,
(She knew that he only pretended)
She’d fuck like a whore,
Then he’d stop at the door,
And leave money “for services rendered!”

Author petePosted on January 6, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags for services rendered, fuck, limerick, prostitution, sex fantasy, whore

Wild West 3

Cowboys loved to root frisky young squaws,
Which was great fun, but risky because
You might finish up scalped,
But it couldn’t be helped;
It was that or just whisky and whores!

Author petePosted on November 3, 2015July 10, 2024Categories AOTags cowboys, limerick, root, squaw, whisky, whore, wild west

Wild West 7

She was pretty, nice titties, but bossy;
She bucked on his cock, “Gee up hossie!”
She yelled, “Fuck me hard!
I’ll be feathered and tarred,
If I stop till I’ve fucked the whole posse!”

Author petePosted on November 2, 2015July 10, 2024Categories AOTags cock, fuck, limerick, titties, whore, wild west

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