Undress rehearsal

“Please be gentle!” she said. “You’re my first!”
With a tear in her eye and lips pursed.
Said he, wise to her game,
“All you girls are the same:
Never done it, but damn well rehearsed!”

Dubious

She’s still dubious, worried and tetchy…
Her knowledge of sex a bit sketchy…
How can his cock fit
Up her tight little slit?
Thank God pussies, she’s heard, are quite stretchy.