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Jumping the gun

They were both still a bit under-aged,
But in love, in their own minds engaged!
So God wouldn’t mind, surely,
Acting impurely…
Guilt, by this, neatly assuaged.

Author petePosted on September 13, 2016July 15, 2024Categories AOTags age of consent, god, limerick, premarital sex, under-age

On the market

No damn bra, short dress, strap off her shoulder,
Lip gloss, pancake rouge, pout and smoulder!
Mouth spray, condoms, key,
Cigarettes, fake ID.
In the right light, she’ll pass for much older!

Author petePosted on November 11, 2015July 10, 2024Categories AOTags condoms, limerick, no bra, short dress, under-age

Prudence

Puckered nipples, small breasts, sweet and biteable!
Clitoris twitchy, excitable!
Too young though, hence
It might cause her offence,
Which might also, alas, be indictable!

Author petePosted on March 12, 2014June 30, 2024Categories AOTags breasts, clitoris, indictable offence, limerick, nipples, under-age

Americana 3

She cleans windscreens and he pumps the gas.
Still at school, but the girl’s got some sass!
Dresses sexy, acts flirty,
Don’t mind talkin’ dirty;
Big tits too, and nice bouncy ass.

Author petePosted on December 5, 2013June 29, 2024Categories AOTags arse, ass, dirty talk, flirt, flirty, limerick, schoolgirl, talk dirty, tits, under-age

Americana 4

She works nights at some greasy-spoon diner.
Ain’t told the boss she’s still a minor.
Ain’t got no degree,
What you get’s what you see,
Just big tits and a cosy vagina.

Author petePosted on December 5, 2013June 29, 2024Categories AOTags Americana, big tits, limerick, minor, prostitution, tits, under-age, vagina, working girl

Catch a falling star

A fanatical rock chick, a groupie,
Great arse, pretty face, tits not droopy;
A bit under-age,
But she’d sneak in backstage
And fuck stars till her pussy was soupy!

Author adminPosted on August 12, 2013June 28, 2024Categories AOTags arse, fuck, groupie, limerick, pussy, tits, under-age

Grey area

She’d said neither a no, nor a yes,
So, according to state law, I guess…
And just fourteen, as well…
But a man couldn’t tell…
She was fully grown-up, more or less!

Author adminPosted on May 18, 2013June 26, 2024Categories PGTags consent, cousin, fourteen, grey area, grwn-up, limerick, under-age

Such is life

He’d had one chance at life and cocked up…
He’d been scared he’d be bloody locked up!
It was sheer bad luck…
Two young kids, their first fuck,
And she got herself fucking knocked up!

Author adminPosted on June 30, 2011April 28, 2020Categories AOTags cock, cocked up, fuck, knocked up, limerick, pregnancy, under-age, virgin, virginity

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