Faux pas

When he fondled her tits she saw red…
She abused him and sobbed as she fled,
Which she mightn’t have done…
Might have thought it quite fun,
If the fool had just asked first instead!

Epiphany

She thought “Yep, I’m beyond overweight…
Floppy tits, the big belly… not great!
All this fat! To be blunt,
Hard to find my damn cunt!
Little wonder I can’t get a date!”

First date

Push-up bra, panties scraps of white lace,
She’ll at least let him get to first base,
Maybe feel her tits…
Pussy damp, where she sits,
She thinks “Yeah, fuck me too… watch this space!”

Liquor’s quicker

She leaned close, lovely tits falling out,
Bleary-eyed, she slurred “C’mon, your shout!”
(Nudge, nudge, wink, pregnant pause),
“One more drink, and I’m yours!”
Sex and booze! That’s what life’s all about!