As a sexual service consumer,
Beware of false promise and rumour;
If tits are inflated,
The girl’s over-rated;
It helps to keep one’s sense of humour!
Tag: tits
The bottom line
The third blonde from the left would be suitable,
Maybe… in fact, indisputable:
Nice face, great figure,
(Tits could have been bigger).
On balance, though, totally rootable!
Easy come, easy go
Getting in her was almost too easy;
Her fanny was loose-lipped and greasy,
Her tits big and floppy,
The fit rather sloppy,
The whole thing, in fact, a bit sleazy.
Raunch
He was fond of a nice bit of raunch;
Tits and pussy, a well-rounded haunch.
His pulse raced, his eyes glazed,
His mouth drooled as he gazed,
And his prick slithered under his paunch.
German frauleins
German frauleins are sturdy and buxom,
Big titties, and don’t mind who sucks ’em,
With thighs like young trees,
They can use just to squeeze,
Or to buck under whomever fucks ’em.
Front runner
She’s attractive, though not very smart,
Low IQ, big fake tits, and a tart.
She’s an airhead, it’s true,
But a wonderful screw!
In a girlfriend that’s not a bad start.
WYSWYG
In her singlet and crotch-hugging tights
Lies the promise of carnal delights:
With her labia splayed,
And her tits thus displayed,
She knows well what she lewdly invites!
Age of consent
As she neared the age of consent;
Woman’s breasts, woman’s hips, woman’s scent,
Men and boys watched her pass,
Bouncing tits, swaying arse,
As they loitered close by, with intent.
Classy
When skiing I always take classes,
To watch through my polaroid glasses
My skiing instructor’s
Firm tits and adductors
And fellow (girl) students’ nice arses.
The wombat (eats, roots and leaves)
She was broad of backside and big-titted,
A nice girl, though rather dim-witted.
That men had their way with her,
Then didn’t stay with her,
Left her confused and embittered.