She cried “Lord! Stick your finger in first!
From the size of that thing, I might burst!
No, I’m not saying no.
I might give it a go …
Oh my God! What the fuck! Do your worst!
Tag: size
The long and the short of it
Men’s cocks vary, but does the size matter?
One’s little, one longer and fatter.
If cunts had a voice,
And were offered a choice,
Would they they opt for the former or latter?
Comprehension
She undressed; her expression was pensive.
She glanced at his cock, apprehensive.
Size does, in fact matter;
The longer, the fatter,
The fuck all the more comprehensive!
Wet legs
What was lacking in sexual competence,
God, she made up for in confidence!
Not put off by
A man’s size, which is why
When she laughed, the poor girl had incontinence!
One night stand
His endowment made lesser men jealous;
That night, was he careless, or callous?
The girl, bless her soul,
Like a toy or a doll,
Although brave was, alas, over-zealous.
What she sees in him
Although jealous and madly possessive;
Though vain, self-concerned and obsessive,
His steely blue eyes,
And the heft, and the size
Of his cock were distinctly impressive.
Size matters
People make a big fuss about size,
In particular, better-hung guys,
But it’s more about what
A man does, big or not;
A big one’s just a pleasant surprise.
Cured
The big, dumb fellow having been lured,
Virginity quickly was cured…
Some flattering lies…
She exclaimed at his size…
And was soon satisfyingly skewered.
Stirred, not shaken
Though the size of it made her uneasy,
And though she felt sluttish and sleazy,
She’d rather have died
Than not have it inside,
Though the stirring-about made her queasy.