Though her pimp looks decidedly shifty,
She’s cheap… He’s not mean, but he’s thrifty…
Not old, nice big tits,
She’s got all the right bits…
And her wooden leg… well, kinda nifty!
Tag: prostitute
Objective
That cute chick… do you think she’s a renter?
I’d pay to get up her… plumb centre!
Yeah, no… maybe not…
A damn virgin, or what?
I might just do the old break and enter!
The apprentice
Her first john… the first time she’s been paid…
Cash exchanged, so she’s gonna get laid!
Should she strip? Suck his cock?
Get it done, then take stock…
All the ins and the outs of the trade!
His pound of flesh
In the end, he became quite irate.
“Since you’re charging me such a high rate”,
He roared. “ Bugger the licks,
And your clever damn tricks,
Get your cunt on my cock and gyrate!”
Slim pickings
Though flat-chested and thin, a late bloomer;
That didn’t upset his good humour…
A virgin, still learning
To please the discerning,
And rather demanding consumer!
Gigolo
Just a gigolo, handsome, slim-hipped,
Charming, perfumed, well-dressed, Jagger-lipped.
Women paid him for sex,
(Cash, no cards and no cheques),
For which task he was damn well equipped!
Value added
Fifty bucks for a fuck. Damn good value!
Not young, but still hot, let me tell you!
She said “Ten bucks more
Gets you in my back door!
Not, of course, that I’d try to upsell you.”
They also serve
“Look at you, pet, all sulky and sniffy!”
She said. “Just keep rubbing your stiffy!
Your friend’s almost done,
Then some nice buttered bun!
Slip, slop, slap! You’ll get off in a jiffy!”
Just say no!
A dark street, a plain, black hansom cab;
She approached, her dress threadbare and drab.
From within, a voice said
“There’s warm food and a bed,
If you’ll come with me, back to my lab!”
Meek
Cold and hungry, life bloomin’ well bleak…
This damn toff gave her nipple a tweak…
“Half a crown!” said the nob…
“You ain’t worth but two bob…”
Twisting harder, to hear her squeak.