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Sugar-mummy 1

Oh so beautiful! Yes, but how old?
Inexperienced, true, but so bold!
Still a virgin she guessed,
But his hand on her breast!
And that rigid young prick to enfold!

Author petePosted on June 4, 2012June 19, 2024Categories AOTags breast, limerick, older woman, prick, virgin

Arcadian interlude

The nymph fled from the goatish god, Pan,
His prick thick as the arm of a man,
But the randy old satyr,
Determined to mate her,
Grew harder, the harder she ran.

Author petePosted on May 2, 2012June 19, 2024Categories PGTags big penis, limerick, nymph, Pan, prick, randy, satyr

Heaven on a stick

She came just to his elbows in height,
Tits not big but not small, about right;
She could perch on his prick
Like a doll on a stick
Or a glove on his hand, but more tight!

Author petePosted on February 1, 2012August 2, 2020Categories AOTags doll, limerick, prick, tight, tits

In rut

His eyes widened, his hefty prick swelled,
Reason fled, he felt madly compelled,
By the sway of her hips,
Her full breasts, bee-stung lips,
Not to mention the way that she smelled.

Author petePosted on January 28, 2012July 31, 2020Categories PGTags breasts, hips, limerick, lips, prick, smell

Loose woman

His prick swelled, as she loosened her stays;
Her breasts welled up to meet his rapt gaze.
“My, sir, that’s a fine bulge!
It would seem to divulge
That one might well be here for days!”

Author petePosted on January 17, 2012July 31, 2020Categories AOTags breasts, limerick, prick

Shock, horror!

She recoiled in horror and fright,
And in shocked disbelief, at the sight…
His prick, thick as her arm,
Might do terrible harm…
But might fill her, as well, with delight!

Author petePosted on August 26, 2011May 10, 2020Categories AOTags big penis, limerick, prick

Decline and fall

He could sense her resistance was crumbling;
Hands, trembling, with zippers were fumbling.
She groped for his prick;
Her vagina felt slick;
“Do it now! Do it hard!” she was mumbling.

Author petePosted on July 17, 2011May 9, 2020Categories AOTags consent, hard, limerick, prick, slick, vagina, zipper

Raunch

He was fond of a nice bit of raunch;
Tits and pussy, a well-rounded haunch.
His pulse raced, his eyes glazed,
His mouth drooled as he gazed,
And his prick slithered under his paunch.

Author adminPosted on May 9, 2011April 23, 2020Categories AOTags limerick, prick, pussy, raunch, tits

The quim

It’s a wonderful thing, a girl’s quim:
When you poke with your prick round the rim,
First her labia pout,
Become moist and puff out,
The next moment, she’s full to the brim!

Author adminPosted on April 24, 2011April 15, 2020Categories AOTags labia, limerick, poke, prick, quim, vagina

White lies

As he nudged up towards where her hole lay,
He was heard, in a voice to cajole, say
“I love you, I swear,
And your hymen won’t tear,
If I don’t push my prick in the whole way!”

Author adminPosted on April 2, 2011December 4, 2019Categories AOTags hole, hymen, limerick, love, prick, virgin, virginity

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