I’m a virgin, she bashfully said…
Could I just maybe give you some head?
And my period’s come…
If you want, fuck my bum…
Anyplace but my cunt, like, instead!
Tag: period
Bloody women!
When her period comes, she gets grumpy,
Her tits swollen, tender and lumpy,
She swears at the kid,
And of course, God forbid,
Ain’t no chance of no damn rumpy-pumpy!
Book of the month
It’s your time of the month, and you’re bleeding;
You’re better off lying or pleading
A headache, some bug,
Than to pull out the plug.
Just say no and catch up on your reading.