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Brothers in arms

“Get her panties off. That’s half the battle!
Don’t waste time on small talk and prattle.”
His brother advised.
“While she’s actin’ surprised,
Fuck her hard, buddy, make her teeth rattle!”

Author petePosted on July 11, 2018April 23, 2019Categories AOTags fuck, limerick, panties, seduction, sex education

Moving on

Once the mob had begun to disperse,
She lay, thinking… it could have been worse.
She’d been gang-banged. Not good.
Scrap the panties (you would),
But she still had her phone and her purse.

Author petePosted on March 26, 2018May 7, 2019Categories AOTags gang-bang, limerick, panties

A bit Irish

“Put yer panties back on, ya big sook!
Ain’t no harm in just havin’ a look!”
He said. “I showed ya mine!
Ya don’t want a root? Fine!
Fook off then! I don’t give a damn fook!”

Author petePosted on March 8, 2018February 6, 2020Categories AOTags limerick, panties, root

Taking the hint

Her lace knickers, so flimsy and scanty,
Not panties quite, more just a panty,
And all that she wore!
He must fuck her, he swore!
(Which, of course, she would not have been anti!)

Author petePosted on May 30, 2017July 17, 2024Categories AOTags consent, fuck, knickers, lace knickers, limerick, panties

Lies and damn lies

Her predicament grew rather dire:
His hand up her dress, moving higher!
“Oh Jesus!” she cried,
Panties tugged to one side.
“I’ll just put in the tip.” Bloody liar!

Author petePosted on March 21, 2017July 16, 2024Categories AOTags dire predicament, hand up dress, limerick, panties, seduction

Tedium

Bored and horny, she lounged about idly,
Blouse gaping, her thighs parted widely;
He looked up, a glance.
“Better put on some pants,
Or your cunt might catch cold,” he said snidely.

Author petePosted on March 10, 2017July 16, 2024Categories AOTags cunt, flashing, flashing pussy, horny, limerick, panties

Waste not, want not

The poor girl! Passed out, pissed as a newt!
Panties showing. Those tits! She’s damn cute.
She’s so cheeky and flirty,
She wouldn’t get shirty,
He hoped, if he slipped her a root.

Author petePosted on January 25, 2017February 6, 2020Categories AOTags consent, drunk, limerick, panties, pissed, rape, root, tits

In the back seat, in a country lane

She’d run out of excuses, essentially.
Now she’d get rooted, potentially,
There in his car,
Down to panties and bra,
But he dropped off to sleep, providentially.

Author petePosted on April 3, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags bra, car sex, limerick, panties, rooted

Something askew

A good-time girl, not one to eschew
A few drinks, an anonymous screw,
Although many a night,
When she got home, she might
Lack her panties, perhaps, or one shoe.

Author petePosted on March 25, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags anonymous sex, good time girl, limerick, panties, screw

Sex education for Catholics

Then her mother said “Mind my words, Brigid.
Men’s pricks are always halfway rigid.
Don’t go tempting fate;
Once it’s done, it’s too late!
Keep your panties on, act like you’re frigid.”

Author petePosted on March 8, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags catholicism, erection, frigid, limerick, panties, pricks, rigid, sex education

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