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Making headway

When the guy after whom she’d so lusted
Found out, she thought “Shit! Like, so busted!”
He wanted some head…
She’d have fucked him instead,
She complained… but remained keen as mustard.

Author petePosted on September 15, 2016July 15, 2024Categories AOTags fucked, giving head, keen as mustard, limerick, lust

Sheep gone astray

How on earth to religious girls cope?
Kiss a boy and allow him a grope,
Like as not giving in
To lust, ecstasy, sin,
Trying hard not to think of the Pope.

Author petePosted on March 28, 2016February 7, 2023Categories PGTags giving in, grope, limerick, lust, religion, sin

The id and the ego

She’d been used like a slut, hurt, disgraced.
She recalled it with lust, yet distaste,
But she’d do it again,
Which, as Freud would explain,
Masturbation, of course, just displaced.

Author petePosted on March 21, 2016February 7, 2023Categories AOTags Freud, limerick, lust, masturbation, slut

Heraldic device

That her virtue be taken so cheaply,
His prick rampant, rising so steeply,
With one savage thrust,
In a wild fit of lust!
Betrayed trust! It affected her deeply.

Author petePosted on November 30, 2015February 7, 2023Categories AOTags limerick, lost virtue, lust, prick, thrust

Window of opportunity

Why on earth would a young girl abstain,
Be as horny as hell, but refrain,
And not give in to lust?
Such a waste, and for just
Some uncertain, vague, post-mortem gain!

Author petePosted on November 2, 2015July 10, 2024Categories AOTags abstinence, horny, limerick, lust, virginity

Learning on the job

Though a sin, as he knew, lust burned on;
He was constantly hard and turned on,
So he went to a whore,
With whom fucking, and more,
Could be practised, learned in, (or learned on).

Author petePosted on October 22, 2015July 6, 2024Categories AOTags fucking, hard, limerick, lust, sin, turned on, whore

Love and lust

Love and lust; the line’s quite indistinct,
Blurred and stretched, often jagged and kinked.
Is love more in the mind,
Lust more brutish? You’ll find
They’re, of course, inextricably linked.

Author petePosted on October 3, 2015July 6, 2024Categories GTags brutish, kink, limerick, love, lust

Harem-scarem

Harem guard: a job much over-rated.
Bald, fat, shrivelled penis, castrated,
Not given to lust,
A man sultans might trust
With their concubines yet to be mated.

Author petePosted on May 3, 2015July 5, 2024Categories AOTags castrated, concubine, eunuch, harem, limerick, lust, penis

The balance of probability

Though she put up some token resistance,
Maintained a (heart-breaking) safe distance,
At last she gave in,
Though she knew it a sin,
To his lustful, soft-spoken insistence!

Author petePosted on March 24, 2015July 5, 2024Categories AOTags consent, limerick, lust, sin, virgin

Sexual logistics

The most timid girl comes to know lust.
Lust implies penetration, so must
Suggest fucking some way,
Straight, or weird, or gay;
Cunts, thank god, though, are pretty robust!

Author petePosted on August 1, 2014June 30, 2024Categories AOTags cunts, fucking, gay, limerick, lust, penetration, weird

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